Saturday, July 26, 2008

Out With The Hub At Last!!

So..........

Duane and I finally went out yesterday. I was so exited at the prospect of going out with my husband and having some fun that it's all I could think about the day before. When I got off from work in the morning, I went to get a pedi and eyebrow wax so that I would look perfect for my man. My thought was that we would be out all day since it was gorgeous outside and not humid (for once). However, when I got home, the kids were still there and hadn't eaten. He hadn't called anyone about watching them while we were out or anything. I was so disappointed. I asked him what we were gonna do and he wanted to keep it a secret. Which is cool, I don't mind surprises. It was about 12p at this point. I asked when we were leaving and he said in a while. I asked if I had time to take a quick nap and he said yes. I was so excited about hanging with my man, I couldn't sleep. All I could think about was that when I woke up we were gonna go out for the whole day. Well...I woke up about 2:30p and nothing had changed. The kids were still in their jams, hadn't had lunch, no sitter. I was really getting pissed b/c it became painfully clear that we weren't getting out (if at all) until late. After seeing how pissed I was, he began calling around for a sitter. I was determined to go out anyway, with or without him. I fed my kids, hopped in the shower and started the process to becoming F L Y. I ignored him while he was scrambling to get himself and the kids together. During the time I was getting ready, I decided that I was gonna place an ad in the paper for an escort. Tell me what you think about it.

Wanted Handsome Male Escort

Must be between the ages of 18-25, fun loving, spontaneous, sense of humor and reliable. Sex not required, just companionship. Pays well. Body must look like this










What do you think? It's pretty straight forward right? I think I'll get a lot of responses. ROTFL

So anyway, we finally get to dinner around 5:45p (yeah steam is blazing from my ears at this point). The glass of wine I had with dinner relaxed me and I began to enjoy the time with my hub. Dinner was actually nice. Then off to the movies!! For my fellow X-Files fans, I highly recommend the new movie. You'll be happy with it. Although I was a little disappointed that the element of alien conspiracy was missing, I still give it 4 outta 5 stars. Next, we went to one of our old mini golf spots. It was truly fun. I got a whole in one and had a blast (although I still lost by 2. I swear I didn't see that coming) After golf, we ended the fun with some ColdStone shakes and quiet time under the stars.

All in all I guess it was worth the wait. I suppose I won't place the ad...for now. I am gonna keep it within close reach tho.

Peace

2 comments:

Unknown said...

you are crazy...... escort????

Nikki said...

Of course not...well, not now anyway. LOL